The worst part about being a Canadian hockey fan is that when your team doesn't make it to the playoffs, the rest of the country tries to bully you into rooting for the remaining Canadian teams. It's been 32 years since a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup, like I'm supposed to cheer when Toronto wins something??

JE REFUSE

(Never mind that it's been 55 years that my team has NEVER won the Cup.)

CBC Kids News has a poll, and the options had me lol'ing. I don't care if it happens to you; it should happen to me.