Alan Alda is NOT dead

But Vanity Fair is out here giving me a heart attack with their headline: Alan Alda at 89: A Legend on The Four Seasons, Life With Parkinson’s, M*A*S*H, and Carol Burnett

What’s the strangest question anyone has ever asked you?

I was at a resort hotel, and a boy, about six years old, looked up at me for a long time and said, “How did you get out of the TV?”