Cav: Mark, have you got the key?
Renshaw: I’ve got a key; I haven’t got your key.
Cav: The one you have is my key.
Renshaw: No. Where’s mine gone?
Cav: I don’t know. You’ve lost it.
Renshaw: I haven’t lost it.
Cav: (leaves)
Renshaw: I want it back, too.
Interviewer: You two always room together?
Renshaw: Yeah, most of the time. (beat) No, this is the first time this year. He left me for Bernie Eisel.
Interviewer: Bernie’s a pretty handsome guy.

Renshaw and Cavendish are my favourite married couple in the peloton.