1. A Weeping Angel, Amy, is the deadliest, most powerful, most malevolent lifeform evolution has ever produced and right now one of them is trapped inside that wreckage and I’m supposed to climb in after it with a screwdriver and a torch and, assuming I survive the radiation long enough and assuming the whole ship doesn’t explode in my face, do something incredible clever, which I haven’t actually thought of yet. That’s my day. That’s what I’m up to. Any questions?

The Time of Angels

  1. Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

Jurassic Park, just as awesome now as it was when I was 11.